Cortez, Colorado - You think she won’t leave. But she will.

At first, even she won’t realize where she’s headed –because she is not actively thinking of leaving. It’s just a low rumbling in her soul…one you should be able to hear because she is constantly listening to yours. This rumbling, this stirring of your soul…it is how she knows you won’t leave. Because staying is so easy for you.

New York - Hundreds of men and women around the world “dropped trou” recently in celebration of the 18th annual No Pants Subway Ride, reports the Association of Mature American Citizens. Immodestly clad in panties and scanties, young folk and old from New York, the flagship city, to the far reaches of the globe they boarded London’s Tube, Tokyo’s Metro, Berlin’s U-Bahn and Lisbon’s Metropolitano for a near-nude fun fest. 

New Zealand - Vets came up with a “more comfortable” way to treat a sheep in New Zealand that suffered from sagging udders after giving birth to lamb triplets, reports the Association of Mature American Citizens. 

Washington, DC - Dear Rusty: My wife and I were talking to some other senior citizens who say it would be more beneficial to start drawing social security when I turn 67 next year, rather than wait till 70, even if I work full time. Can I do that? ~ Working Senior

Imperial, California - Some fast-food restaurants brag that their hamburgers are made with a half-pound of ground beef. But Bangkok’s Chris Steaks and Burgers boasts that they’re ready to serve you a burger made with a 13-pound beef patty, says the Association of Mature American Citizens. 

San Antonio, Texas - This almost biblical story comes to us from San Antonio, TX, which was under siege by scary swarms of crickets recently, according to the Association of Mature American Citizens.