Paris, France - A horse at the famed French racetrack, Domaine de Chantilly, bucked and threw his jockey recently and then headed straight for a nearby bar. 

Customers scattered and ducked for cover as the skittish steed galloped from one end of the establishment to the other, according to the Association of Mature American Citizens. You can bet that Paris was abuzz with jokes about horses and bars.  Perhaps you will recall the one about the horse that walked into a bar and was asked by the bartender: “why the long face.”