San Diego, California - Dear Miss Colombia, Paulina VEGA Dieppa. I saw you won Miss Universe. Que Padre; How Cool. So, here are 10 reasons you, Miss Universe, should go out with me:
10. I'm Colombian. You're Colombian. You feel me?
9. We can have kids that dance like Shakira and talk like Sofia Vergara.
8. I know World Cup star James Rodriguez. Also, I do not know World Cup James Rodriguez.
7. All my friends are named Juanes.
6. I have an uncle in Medellin with a ranch in the mountains. I know, everyone has an uncle in Medellin with a ranch in the mountains.
5. You have a place in the city of Cali. I have a place in the state of Cali.
4. We go together like arepas and butter.
3. Race car driver Juan Pablo Montoya is a cousin. Probably.
2. Aguardiente for breakfast.
1. Boom! These dance moves though. Hips don't lie.
courtesy of: www.alexmontoya.org.
